Sunday, February 11, 2007

VS Spirit!

Difference between first version? The song. youll realize it by the end





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VS SPIRIT!

One day, a competition was held to determine which school produced the best students. When it came down to the finals, only 3 candidates were left- of which one was a Victorian.


The judges then decided to ask each of them the following question to determine the winner "How would you respond if you were cornered by a big gangster attempting to exhort 50cents of your pocket money from you"

The first contestant, a finely dressed, well-articulated student with a polished accent answered, "I would attempt to diffuse this hostile situation by explaining the futility of the bully's action and counsel him on the error of his wayward behaviour"

The second finalist, an immaculately dressed, well-spoken student with perfect diction answered, "I would use my newly purchased 3G hand-phone with blue-tooth head set and GPS satellite positioning to discreetly take his picture and send to the police so that they can arrest him afterwards"

Then it was time for the Victorian student to answer. He said "Errr... well, I remembered that during my Sec 1 Camp, we were told by our teachers to be generous, kind and grateful to the people around us. I would give the bully $1 and tell him to keep the change."

VS- because WE got STANDARD lah!

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~Taju

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