Damn
I have nothing to post
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WHY TIMEZONE DIFFERENCES WHY???????????? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE 15 HOURS BEHIND ME!!!
YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY LONELINESS!!!
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And now a comic by the kr3w of cyanide and happiness, brought to you by RobD
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
HURHURHUR
I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
NOT SOME RAP.
Isn't it weird
some people who say they say they are listening to real music is listening to 50 cent.
I feel damn
shocked.
They said they never heard of legendary bands, not even The Led.
That's just screwed man
Hip hop killed real music.
I feel like taking a gun and killing all those people D<
Because they are way above number one
-Every breath I take- says:
they are fucking divine
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
really???
-Every breath I take- says:
top charts only put new songs
-Every breath I take- says:
What about
-Every breath I take- says:
the led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
cant believe u
-Every breath I take- says:
They are not in the top chart
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wat is the led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
???
-Every breath I take- says:
OMG
-Every breath I take- says:
D:
-Every breath I take- says:
YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE LED
-Every breath I take- says:
LED ZEP
-Every breath I take- says:
-GASP-
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
i at itunes music store
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
i went to rock section
-Every breath I take- says:
lol
-Every breath I take- says:
haha
-Every breath I take- says:
knowing the led should be general knowledge
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
sex pistols isnt even in the top 100 c rts
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wait i check wat is led
-Every breath I take- says:
LISTEN
-Every breath I take- says:
not check the charts
-Every breath I take- says:
I am an enemy of the charts
-Every breath I take- says:
OK
-Every breath I take- says:
what about this
-Every breath I take- says:
Stairway-to-heaven
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
led zepagain??
-Every breath I take- says:
ring any bells?
-Every breath I take- says:
OMg
-Every breath I take- says:
dude
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
-Every breath I take- says:
that is like the ggreatest song ever
-Every breath I take- says:
and you don't know it
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wat bloddy staircase
-Every breath I take- says:
D:
-Every breath I take- says:
-Gasp-\
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
oh it shows here
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
ny led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
by led
Hao yang killed rock.
Then I decided to bring Nabil in
>D
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!
For presents I got: 3 more mcr shirts, 1 mcr poster and a new hp!!!
ARRR
*helps sharmain with war against hamsters*
Haha
Yesterday, I watched Ventriloquist Paul Zerdin on Youtube
After watching, I went to wikihow and searched venriloquist..
On one of his hsow, he said that ventriloquism is a mental illness. So one day, he was on a bus and saw a pregnant women. He couldn't resist using his powers so he said with his ventriloquist-y voice
"Mommy, it's hot in here let me out."
And that's what happened at bus 158 today.
I couldn't resist it.
There was a baby who doesn't see mto be enjoying sitting on his mother's lap.
So out of nowhere I said
"Hey mom, can I get my own seat?"
The lady was fucking shocked.
Hur HUr hur.....
Logged into DA just now and saw 18 messeages, most from choco...rara. she commented on how I called her cocho instead of choco...
So, On Sunday, I went to Raffles city with meh friend to meet this guy....and then we went to HMV.
I saw this magazine, two actually.
One is Q, where they have an interview with the Guitar Gods, Slash, Jack white, Jimmy Page and that guy from U2.
The other one is Rock Sound, a magazine about the current Rock/metal/punk bands. Which included an MCR poster (My Chemical Romance for you Non Listeners).
So I have to pick between
"OMG A SLASH/ JACK WHITE/ JIMMY PAGE INTERVIEW"
"OMG A MAGAZINE AboUT THE CURRENT ROCK SCENE WITH McR FOLDOUTS!!!"
So I picked the Rock Sound because I wanted to know current bands, not some old guitar gods.
...
...
ok
I admit it it was the Giant MCR Poster
AND WHAT??? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE 21 YEAR OLdS THERE!!!!!
Here it is beside my official Spiderman 3 poster
And they got stickers too!!
The ones I put is The VANS Tour Sticker, ayuthra and the what the hell is making that F*cking Noises?
:>
Lol My mom's friend said tat mikey in the picture looks like ELVIS THE PELVIS....
Lol
THen I made an M.c.R COmic All about it.
So there is this LOLCAT TRANSLATOR.
If I translate the whole post so far it would be:
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HUR HUR HUR..... LOGGD INTO DA JUS NAO AN SAW 18 MESEAGEZ, MOST FRUM CHOCO...RARA. SHE COMMENTD ON HOW I CALLD HER COCHO INSTEAD OV CHOCO... SO, ON SUNDAI, I WENT 2 RAFFLEZ CITY WIF MEH FREND 2 MEET DIS GUY....AN DEN WE WENT 2 HMV. I SAW DIS MAGAZINE, 2 ACTUALLY. WAN IZ Q, WER THEY HAS AN INTERVIEW WIF TEH GUITAR GODZ, SLASH, JACK WITE, JIMMY PAEG AN DAT GUY FRUM U2. TEH OTHR WAN IZ ROCK SOUND, MAGAZINE BOUT TEH CURRENT ROCK/METAL/PUNK BANDZ. WHICH INCLUDD AN MCR POSTR (MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCE 4 U NON LISTENERS). SO I HAS 2 PICK TWEEN "OMG SLASH/ JACK WITE/ JIMMY PAEG INTERVIEW" "OMG MAGAZINE BOUT TEH CURRENT ROCK SCENE WIF MCR FOLDOUTS!!!" SO I PICKD TEH ROCK SOUND CUZ I WANTD 2 KNOE CURRENT BANDZ, NOT SUM OLD GUITAR GODZ. ... ... K I ADMIT IT IT WUZ TEH HOOJ MCR POSTR AN WUT??? THEY ALL LOOK LIEK 21 YER OLDZ THAR!!!!! HER IT BESIDE MAH OFFISHUL SPIDERMAN 3 POSTR AN THEY GOT STICKERS 2!! TEH ONEZ I PUT IZ TEH VANZ TOUR STICKR, AYUTHRA AN TEH WUT TEH HELL IZ MAKIN DAT F*CKIN NOISEZ? :> LULZ MAH MOMS FREND SED TAT MIKEY IN DA PICCHUR LOOKZ LIEK ELVIS TEH PELVIS.... LULZ DEN I MADE AN M.C.R COMIC ALL BOUT IT. SO THAR IZ DIS LOLCAT TRANZLATOR. IF I TRANZLATE TEH WHOLE POST SO FAR IT WUD BE:
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Lawls
Ok now thee shalt see thy whatever a guitar is called in old english
Ummm yeah...
I will be posting the M.c.R comics soon
Hi
It's been a long time since I posted
This is Something I found at Geekologie (awesome website. If you haven't seen it, go see it at http://www.geekologie.com/)
It's not that the pillow is cool or anything, it's the sarcastic comments made by the Geekologie staff.
Here it is:
"From the "Everything must have Integrated Speakers" department comes Mi Pillows. If you haven't guessed by now, they're pillows that have speakers inside. They cost $60, and are available through Hammacher Schlemmer (pronounced Helter Skelter). You can hook them up to an iPod or any other audio device and, uh, listen to music while you're trying to fall asleep. The sewn on control patches don't work though, so that's a sham. On a side note, be careful what you choose to listen to while sleeping. Because last night I fell asleep to Black Sabbath and when I woke up this morning I owed my soul to the devil and had bitten the head off my daughter's parakeet."
Notice the
" Last night I fell asleep to Black Sabbath and when I woke up this morning I owed my soul to the devil and had bitten the head off my daughter's parakeet."
If you don't get the joke, Black Sabbath is a famous band in the past years....
Heard of Iron Man?
Lem Ao.
Chocoreapus posted on one of my works regarding A W.A.Y parody.
I was like omg, chocoreaper commented on my work. Then I was like. OMG SHE SUPPORTS ME.
If you didn't know, I am doing M.C.R (My comical romance) which is a comic works based on denorii's W.A.Y comics.
I will parody each of them with great Parody-ness learnt from chocoreapus, the queen of parodies.
Here is her post:
I FUCKIN SUPPORT THIS!!!
ITS A PARODY!! I SUPPORT PARODIES!!!!
N ITS A SPOOF FROM DENORII'S COMICS... I FUCKIN SUPPORT SPOOFS FROM THAT!!!!
I WANNA READ ALL ZE SPOOF U CREATED!!
FINALLY.. phew... YAY FELLOW SPOOFUR!! BHAHAHAHAH!!!!
And here is my reply:
FUCKIN YEAH!!!!!!!
SPOOFER SPOOFING ROCKSS!!!!
yaay.
Coming out soon 
Omg. You're chocoreapus omg chocoreapus just faved this.
lmao j/k
Here is the link
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61918049/
90-something things about men that females should know. tHis is so very true
and below the ninety something list is a 31 list ofof things we boys should know about girls
1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
97. Guys hate girls who overreact
98. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
See girls, if you see any of these things done by guys to you, that means that he's interested in you. My fav is the one about the boys and video games and football is equals to girl's make up and fashion nabble blabber
And this is the list for things about girls
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.
3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)
4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.
5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.
6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.
7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?
8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.
9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.
10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawing sand writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).
11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.
12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.
13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.
14. A smile means a lot to a girl.
15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.
16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.
17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.
18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.
19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.
20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.
21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.
22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.
23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.
24. Girls love having fun!
25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.
26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.
27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.
28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.
29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.
30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.
31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their ex. But never know how !
I just feel like posting.
I feel like I've been tricked...
somehow.
I don't weant to be called cookie monster anymore...
I want to be...
DeCaf.
kthcbyeinadvanceforcallingmedecafkthxbye
Hehe went to McD with Hao Yang and Thisanth just now. I saw this poster in school saying that they are looking for:
-Actors
-Bands
-Singers
So I told Tishanth He said he was lazy to do it and was scared that the drumset isn't provided.
So at Mcdonalds I used Hao Yangs points reward to buy 9 pc chicken McNuggets. (lmao, just now I wrote McNuggers)
and stole his coke...
and his fries...
Went home with number 10 today and overheard some chung cheng girls talking about how st Pats was gay when we passed it.
[Girl1:]Ewww, I hate St Pats they're like the gayest school in the world.
[Girl2:]Why? Why? Why?
[Girl1]LAst time right, I saw one guy in parkway lah. And he was wearing the I Heart St Pat t-shirt, If it was a girl is okay lah but it's a boy that's like gay lah.
Notice that she uses 3 lahs in 1 sentence.
I'm home safe and sound now.
And I think I need some coffee.
Decaf.
