Urm..

Hi. My Name is alif.



LIKE DUH OBVIOUS

sorry for not updating X|
too much



things -moves hands-

Damn
I have nothing to post
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WHY TIMEZONE DIFFERENCES WHY???????????? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE 15 HOURS BEHIND ME!!!
YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY LONELINESS!!!
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And now a comic by the kr3w of cyanide and happiness, brought to you by RobD



Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

HURHURHUR
I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
NOT SOME RAP.

Isn't it weird
some people who say they say they are listening to real music is listening to 50 cent.
I feel damn
shocked.


They said they never heard of legendary bands, not even The Led.
That's just screwed man
Hip hop killed real music.

I feel like taking a gun and killing all those people D<

Because they are way above number one
-Every breath I take- says:
they are fucking divine
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
really???
-Every breath I take- says:
top charts only put new songs
-Every breath I take- says:
What about
-Every breath I take- says:
the led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
cant believe u
-Every breath I take- says:
They are not in the top chart
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wat is the led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
???
-Every breath I take- says:
OMG
-Every breath I take- says:
D:
-Every breath I take- says:
YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE LED
-Every breath I take- says:
LED ZEP
-Every breath I take- says:
-GASP-
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
i at itunes music store
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
i went to rock section
-Every breath I take- says:
lol
-Every breath I take- says:
haha
-Every breath I take- says:
knowing the led should be general knowledge
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
sex pistols isnt even in the top 100 c rts
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wait i check wat is led
-Every breath I take- says:
LISTEN
-Every breath I take- says:
not check the charts
-Every breath I take- says:
I am an enemy of the charts
-Every breath I take- says:
OK
-Every breath I take- says:
what about this
-Every breath I take- says:
Stairway-to-heaven
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
led zepagain??
-Every breath I take- says:
ring any bells?
-Every breath I take- says:
OMg
-Every breath I take- says:
dude
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:

-Every breath I take- says:
that is like the ggreatest song ever
-Every breath I take- says:
and you don't know it
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wat bloddy staircase
-Every breath I take- says:
D:
-Every breath I take- says:
-Gasp-\
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
oh it shows here
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
ny led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
by led


Hao yang killed rock.

Then I decided to bring Nabil in
>D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

For presents I got: 3 more mcr shirts, 1 mcr poster and a new hp!!!

ARRR

*helps sharmain with war against hamsters*

Haha

Yesterday, I watched Ventriloquist Paul Zerdin on Youtube

After watching, I went to wikihow and searched venriloquist..

On one of his hsow, he said that ventriloquism is a mental illness. So one day, he was on a bus and saw a pregnant women. He couldn't resist using his powers so he said with his ventriloquist-y voice

"Mommy, it's hot in here let me out."


And that's what happened at bus 158 today.

I couldn't resist it.

There was a baby who doesn't see mto be enjoying sitting on his mother's lap.

So out of nowhere I said

"Hey mom, can I get my own seat?"

The lady was fucking shocked.

OMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGo


GERARD WAY OF MY CHEM SINGING UMBRELLA COVeR!!!!


OMOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMO


This is just plain sweet man

Rawr

I'm gonna re do the music test because last time I had only like a fuckign little song
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1.How does the world see me?
Sugar, We're Going down- Fall, Ouch Boy (o..k)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Mama-Mcr (By the lyrics of the song, no)

3. What do people really think of me?
Golden- Fall out boy (wooohooo!!! YEah! EYah! YEAH!)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Welcome to the Jungle-Guns n' Roses ( LOOOLLL This made me think dirty...because of the "jungle")

5. How can I make myself happy?
Thriller-Fall Out Boy (I should watch thrillers)

6. What should I do with my life?
I'm Not Okay-MCR (hmmm)

7. Will I ever have children?
The Carpal Tunnel Of Love - Flaw out buoys (Sure)

8. What is some good advice for me?
To The End-MCR (NEVER GIVE UP!!!!)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
You know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison-MCR (errr....)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Break Apart Her Heart-Good Charlotte (Since The start of this testthing, this number 10 has been getting things like Don't Love You and this. Maybe ppl Think I'm a playboy)

11. What song will play at my funeral?
Sweet Child o' Mine-Guns n' roses (Thanks mom, thanks)

12. What is my day going to be like?
Dance, Dance- Fill Er Boys (Yay Dance. PARTAY!!)

13. Why am I here?
Out ta Get Me-Guns n' Roses (ARGH!! No! Not them!!! ARRRGGHHHH Shift+h HHHHHH)

14. What will people remember me for?
I never Told You What I do For A Living-MCR

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Broken Hearts Parade-Good Charlotte (haha)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Out Ta get me- GnR (Omg this song appeared twice means it's true!!!!!)

17. What will this year be all about?
Welcome To the black Parade (I'm going to the Black Parade??)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
MArch on-Good Charlotte (haha kewl, fits the theme)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
All Black- Good Charlotte (Sounds racist x_x)

20 - Your message to the world:
Misery-Good Charlotte

21 - Your deepest secret:
Of All The Gins In the world- Fill Ing Beers (lol. Of All the Gins In the world, I'm the worst)

22 - Your innermost desire:
Teenagers-MCR (Hell Yeah!! I WANT)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Famous Last Words-MCR (word...)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs-FOB (Lolness. Sounds great)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Fame< Infamy-Fur our balls (Lmao)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl-Good Charlotte (lol wrong WRONG BEEP BOOP)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Dead!-Mcr (lmao necrophiliasm)

28 - You scream during sex:
Famous Last Words~MCR (OMG!! I'M GONNA HAVE AIDS?!!!!)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Welcome to the Black Parade~MCR (You know what it means? Means that you're gonna die