Sunday, September 23, 2007

Damn
I have nothing to post
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WHY TIMEZONE DIFFERENCES WHY???????????? WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE 15 HOURS BEHIND ME!!!
YOU ARE THE CAUSE OF MY LONELINESS!!!
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And now a comic by the kr3w of cyanide and happiness, brought to you by RobD


Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Friday, September 21, 2007

HURHURHUR
I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
NOT SOME RAP.

Isn't it weird
some people who say they say they are listening to real music is listening to 50 cent.
I feel damn
shocked.


They said they never heard of legendary bands, not even The Led.
That's just screwed man
Hip hop killed real music.

I feel like taking a gun and killing all those people D<

Because they are way above number one
-Every breath I take- says:
they are fucking divine
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
really???
-Every breath I take- says:
top charts only put new songs
-Every breath I take- says:
What about
-Every breath I take- says:
the led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
cant believe u
-Every breath I take- says:
They are not in the top chart
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wat is the led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
???
-Every breath I take- says:
OMG
-Every breath I take- says:
D:
-Every breath I take- says:
YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE LED
-Every breath I take- says:
LED ZEP
-Every breath I take- says:
-GASP-
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
i at itunes music store
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
i went to rock section
-Every breath I take- says:
lol
-Every breath I take- says:
haha
-Every breath I take- says:
knowing the led should be general knowledge
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
sex pistols isnt even in the top 100 c rts
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wait i check wat is led
-Every breath I take- says:
LISTEN
-Every breath I take- says:
not check the charts
-Every breath I take- says:
I am an enemy of the charts
-Every breath I take- says:
OK
-Every breath I take- says:
what about this
-Every breath I take- says:
Stairway-to-heaven
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
led zepagain??
-Every breath I take- says:
ring any bells?
-Every breath I take- says:
OMg
-Every breath I take- says:
dude
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:

-Every breath I take- says:
that is like the ggreatest song ever
-Every breath I take- says:
and you don't know it
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
wat bloddy staircase
-Every breath I take- says:
D:
-Every breath I take- says:
-Gasp-\
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
oh it shows here
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
ny led
1-18-08! What happened to my statue!! says:
by led


Hao yang killed rock.

Then I decided to bring Nabil in
>D

Thursday, September 13, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

For presents I got: 3 more mcr shirts, 1 mcr poster and a new hp!!!

ARRR

*helps sharmain with war against hamsters*

Friday, August 31, 2007

Haha

Yesterday, I watched Ventriloquist Paul Zerdin on Youtube

After watching, I went to wikihow and searched venriloquist..

On one of his hsow, he said that ventriloquism is a mental illness. So one day, he was on a bus and saw a pregnant women. He couldn't resist using his powers so he said with his ventriloquist-y voice

"Mommy, it's hot in here let me out."


And that's what happened at bus 158 today.

I couldn't resist it.

There was a baby who doesn't see mto be enjoying sitting on his mother's lap.

So out of nowhere I said

"Hey mom, can I get my own seat?"

The lady was fucking shocked.

Thursday, August 30, 2007

OMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGo


GERARD WAY OF MY CHEM SINGING UMBRELLA COVeR!!!!


OMOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMO


This is just plain sweet man

Rawr

I'm gonna re do the music test because last time I had only like a fuckign little song
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1.How does the world see me?
Sugar, We're Going down- Fall, Ouch Boy (o..k)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Mama-Mcr (By the lyrics of the song, no)

3. What do people really think of me?
Golden- Fall out boy (wooohooo!!! YEah! EYah! YEAH!)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Welcome to the Jungle-Guns n' Roses ( LOOOLLL This made me think dirty...because of the "jungle")

5. How can I make myself happy?
Thriller-Fall Out Boy (I should watch thrillers)

6. What should I do with my life?
I'm Not Okay-MCR (hmmm)

7. Will I ever have children?
The Carpal Tunnel Of Love - Flaw out buoys (Sure)

8. What is some good advice for me?
To The End-MCR (NEVER GIVE UP!!!!)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
You know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison-MCR (errr....)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Break Apart Her Heart-Good Charlotte (Since The start of this testthing, this number 10 has been getting things like Don't Love You and this. Maybe ppl Think I'm a playboy)

11. What song will play at my funeral?
Sweet Child o' Mine-Guns n' roses (Thanks mom, thanks)

12. What is my day going to be like?
Dance, Dance- Fill Er Boys (Yay Dance. PARTAY!!)

13. Why am I here?
Out ta Get Me-Guns n' Roses (ARGH!! No! Not them!!! ARRRGGHHHH Shift+h HHHHHH)

14. What will people remember me for?
I never Told You What I do For A Living-MCR

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Broken Hearts Parade-Good Charlotte (haha)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Out Ta get me- GnR (Omg this song appeared twice means it's true!!!!!)

17. What will this year be all about?
Welcome To the black Parade (I'm going to the Black Parade??)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
MArch on-Good Charlotte (haha kewl, fits the theme)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
All Black- Good Charlotte (Sounds racist x_x)

20 - Your message to the world:
Misery-Good Charlotte

21 - Your deepest secret:
Of All The Gins In the world- Fill Ing Beers (lol. Of All the Gins In the world, I'm the worst)

22 - Your innermost desire:
Teenagers-MCR (Hell Yeah!! I WANT)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Famous Last Words-MCR (word...)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs-FOB (Lolness. Sounds great)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Fame< Infamy-Fur our balls (Lmao)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl-Good Charlotte (lol wrong WRONG BEEP BOOP)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Dead!-Mcr (lmao necrophiliasm)

28 - You scream during sex:
Famous Last Words~MCR (OMG!! I'M GONNA HAVE AIDS?!!!!)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Welcome to the Black Parade~MCR (You know what it means? Means that you're gonna die

Monday, August 27, 2007

OMGMOGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMO!!!!!!

Whenever I go into the room gerard would be staring at me!!!!

And he makes me melt OMG!!!!

HE makes me smile verytime...and Frank too!!!

Now evrybody say the pledge- My Chemical Romance is My Anti drug

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EDIT: Lol found this vid on youtube

Hur HUr hur.....

Logged into DA just now and saw 18 messeages, most from choco...rara. she commented on how I called her cocho instead of choco...

So, On Sunday, I went to Raffles city with meh friend to meet this guy....and then we went to HMV.

I saw this magazine, two actually.
One is Q, where they have an interview with the Guitar Gods, Slash, Jack white, Jimmy Page and that guy from U2.
The other one is Rock Sound, a magazine about the current Rock/metal/punk bands. Which included an MCR poster (My Chemical Romance for you Non Listeners).

So I have to pick between
"OMG A SLASH/ JACK WHITE/ JIMMY PAGE INTERVIEW"

"OMG A MAGAZINE AboUT THE CURRENT ROCK SCENE WITH McR FOLDOUTS!!!"

So I picked the Rock Sound because I wanted to know current bands, not some old guitar gods.
...
...

ok
I admit it it was the Giant MCR Poster

AND WHAT??? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE 21 YEAR OLdS THERE!!!!!

Here it is beside my official Spiderman 3 poster

And they got stickers too!!
The ones I put is The VANS Tour Sticker, ayuthra and the what the hell is making that F*cking Noises?

:>
Lol My mom's friend said tat mikey in the picture looks like ELVIS THE PELVIS....
Lol
THen I made an M.c.R COmic All about it.

So there is this LOLCAT TRANSLATOR.

If I translate the whole post so far it would be:
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HUR HUR HUR..... LOGGD INTO DA JUS NAO AN SAW 18 MESEAGEZ, MOST FRUM CHOCO...RARA. SHE COMMENTD ON HOW I CALLD HER COCHO INSTEAD OV CHOCO... SO, ON SUNDAI, I WENT 2 RAFFLEZ CITY WIF MEH FREND 2 MEET DIS GUY....AN DEN WE WENT 2 HMV. I SAW DIS MAGAZINE, 2 ACTUALLY. WAN IZ Q, WER THEY HAS AN INTERVIEW WIF TEH GUITAR GODZ, SLASH, JACK WITE, JIMMY PAEG AN DAT GUY FRUM U2. TEH OTHR WAN IZ ROCK SOUND, MAGAZINE BOUT TEH CURRENT ROCK/METAL/PUNK BANDZ. WHICH INCLUDD AN MCR POSTR (MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCE 4 U NON LISTENERS). SO I HAS 2 PICK TWEEN "OMG SLASH/ JACK WITE/ JIMMY PAEG INTERVIEW" "OMG MAGAZINE BOUT TEH CURRENT ROCK SCENE WIF MCR FOLDOUTS!!!" SO I PICKD TEH ROCK SOUND CUZ I WANTD 2 KNOE CURRENT BANDZ, NOT SUM OLD GUITAR GODZ. ... ... K I ADMIT IT IT WUZ TEH HOOJ MCR POSTR AN WUT??? THEY ALL LOOK LIEK 21 YER OLDZ THAR!!!!! HER IT BESIDE MAH OFFISHUL SPIDERMAN 3 POSTR AN THEY GOT STICKERS 2!! TEH ONEZ I PUT IZ TEH VANZ TOUR STICKR, AYUTHRA AN TEH WUT TEH HELL IZ MAKIN DAT F*CKIN NOISEZ? :> LULZ MAH MOMS FREND SED TAT MIKEY IN DA PICCHUR LOOKZ LIEK ELVIS TEH PELVIS.... LULZ DEN I MADE AN M.C.R COMIC ALL BOUT IT. SO THAR IZ DIS LOLCAT TRANZLATOR. IF I TRANZLATE TEH WHOLE POST SO FAR IT WUD BE:
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Lawls

Ok now thee shalt see thy whatever a guitar is called in old english

Ummm yeah...

I will be posting the M.c.R comics soon

Friday, August 24, 2007

haha

Lol

Mr Chia Caught me. I got long hair.
Then he cut my hair.
the firnge and the sides.
Lucky he cut a little only.
Lmao.

Today Was okay.
after fridays prayer, I went back to sch to get some drinks
SO After much Consideration (or more like, animal instincts) I bought coffee
So I went to teh bustop and drunk it a little
Then there was this sec 3 guy he knocked me and...
The Coffee spilled.
On MY ShirtS.
Then I went back to sch to change into PE.
Then I look lika an idiot after getting my haircut with PE Shirts and the Khaki pants.
Roflomfao.

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Odd My Fu'ing Ass Off.

I uploaded songs into my Hp.
Songs that I liked.
Guess the song. I'll give you one of the most recognisable phrase ( might not be accurate as I will parody it)

Highlight below the lyrics for answers

Fall Out Boy

We're Going Down, Down Yeah We're LUllererah. (Lol Swinging around, lullererah)
Sugar We're Going Down.

Love.
Dance, Dance.

Ho Ho (Reaches high C) HO!
Bang the Doldrums

We Do it in the Dark, With smiles on our faces
The Take Over, the Break's over.

Good Charlotte.

I don't wanna be in love (I mean, deep shit)
Dance floor anthem.

Bathtime in the river
The River

Aha, AHA
Keep your hands off my girl

The Bath time strikes and they're playing a song
Broken Hearts parade

Guns n' Roses

Woah WOah WOAH SWeet <3 of my i hain~
Sweet Child o' mine

Cuz Words will waste my U'ing time
Mr Brownstone.

My Chemical ROmance

Carry ON and ON and ON and ON
Thank you for the Venom (Kicks for people who thinks it's Black Parade)

I will avenge my ghost with EVERY BREATH I TAKE. I'm coming back from the dead.
It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish

That's how far I'll be
Give em' hell kid.

Se GoodBe (say goodbye)
To the end

I'll kiss your lips a GAA HI A I AIN
You know what they do to GUYS like us in prison (notice the song is about guys and the lyrics is....)

Huwoooooo huwo, wo hooo ooo wooo.
The Ghost of you (the part where the interlude comes in)

Way Down, Way Down, WAy da hawn wAY DO~OWN
Cemetery drive

I think that's all

and
Taken from Den

A - Available?: Yup
A - Age: 13
A - Annoyance: People who says mcr is emo

B - Best Friends?: Dre
B - Bar: t, Simpsons.
B - Birthday?: Sept 13

C - Crush: rawr
C - Car: Honda Oddysey
C - Cat: DUNANANANA BOBCAT! BOBCAT!!

D - Dead Pets Name: Bilbina (Persian Cat)
D - Dad's Name: A something Something
D - Dog: Nope

E - Easiest person to talk to: My Cup
E - Eggs: Sunny Side up
E - Email: n3k0._.ch4n@hotmail.com

F - Favorite color?: Black and Red and white
F - Food: Coffee...does that count?
F - Foreign Slang: What?

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears
G - God: God
G - Good Times: My First coffee

H - Hair Color: Buraku
H - Height: 1.61 cm.
H - Happy: :D

I - Ice Cream: ButterScotch
I - Instrument: Gibson Les Paul!!!!
I - Idol: Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Patrick Stumph

J - Jewelery: nope
J - Job: Nothing rawr, I make people pay me money
J - Jokes: An Effin lot of them

K - Kids: 3. Lol j/k none
K - Karate: Tried it
K - Kung Fu: rawr

L - Love: Coffees
L - Longest Car Ride: dunno, from SF To LA mayb
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: a what?

M - Milk Flavor: Soy
M - Mothers Name: Starts with a D
M - Movie Last Watched: Great Expectations By Charles dickens

N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Northern or Southern: northern
N - Name: Carolina

O - One Wish: Meet mcr and hang out with them
O - One Phobia?: insects
O - Otter Pop: otter poop?

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married
P - Part of your appearence you like best?: Cheeks
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Making up jokes out of....nose hairs

Q - Quick or Slow?: Slow
Q - Queen or King?: King

R - Reason to smile: Tightens my cheek muscles and tried to make them smaller XD
R - Reality TV Show: err...
R - Right or Left: Right

S - Song Last Heard: The Take Over, The Break's Over~FOB
S - Season: Winter
S - Series: DUNANANNA BOBCAT! BOBCAT!

T - Time you woke up: 6:00
T - Time Now: 15: 49
T - Time for bed: 12:00

U - Unknown: errr....unknown
U - Unicorns: Mikey's rawr.
U - You are?: a human.

V - Vegetable you hate: Beansprouts
V - Vegetable you love: Broccoli
V - View on Politics: Politics sux like...mosquitoes and nose hairs

W- Worst Habit: Not closing the god dammed door no. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Dunno
W- What's up?: ARGH! Unfinished M.c.R

X - X-Ray: Mundo Toro Ortiz
X - XYZ: AABBCC
Y - Year you were born: 1994
Y - Year it is now: 2007
Y - Yellow: Card

Z - Zoo Animal: Penguins!!!
Z - Zodiac: Virgo
Z - Zoolander?: what?

Song titles parody

by me of corz

Dance, Dance-Tents Tents
Sugar, We're Going Down-Sugar is coming to town

The Take Over, The Break's over- The takeout (as in, "Mom, What are we having tonight?" "Takeouts dear"), the breakup
This Ain't a Scene It's an Arms Race- This Ain't a Bean, It's his face
I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm always Trying to Get you off (Me + You)-I'm Tom Sawyer With the Way's I'm always Trying to get You off (Me + Me) (For the self-obsessed)

More will be posted later Cuz I'm lazy

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

LMao

Hi

It's been a long time since I posted


This is Something I found at Geekologie (awesome website. If you haven't seen it, go see it at http://www.geekologie.com/)

It's not that the pillow is cool or anything, it's the sarcastic comments made by the Geekologie staff.

Here it is:


"From the "Everything must have Integrated Speakers" department comes Mi Pillows. If you haven't guessed by now, they're pillows that have speakers inside. They cost $60, and are available through Hammacher Schlemmer (pronounced Helter Skelter). You can hook them up to an iPod or any other audio device and, uh, listen to music while you're trying to fall asleep. The sewn on control patches don't work though, so that's a sham. On a side note, be careful what you choose to listen to while sleeping. Because last night I fell asleep to Black Sabbath and when I woke up this morning I owed my soul to the devil and had bitten the head off my daughter's parakeet."

Notice the
" Last night I fell asleep to Black Sabbath and when I woke up this morning I owed my soul to the devil and had bitten the head off my daughter's parakeet."

If you don't get the joke, Black Sabbath is a famous band in the past years....

Heard of Iron Man?

Friday, August 17, 2007

I found this thing again but I did it again since there are some different things

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.


1.How does the world see me?
Dead!~My chemical Romance (lmao...dead)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Broken Hearts parade~Good Charlotte (k that doesn't sound good XD)

3. What do people really think of me?
I'm not okay~My Chemical Romance (i'm not okay? I'm okay)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Welcome to the Black Parade~My Chemical Romance (err...)

5. How can I make myself happy?
Famous last Words~MY Chemical ROmance (Oh, so I should plan it now.)

6. What should I do with my life?
In The End~Linkin Park (o...k why does everything here have to do with death or before death)

7. Will I ever have children?
Sleep~My Chem (I'll take that as a yes...Since sleeping with..)

8. What is some good advice for me?
Cancer~My Chem (ok, stay away from cigarettes)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
The River~Good Charlotte (HELL YEAH!)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
I Don't Love you~My chem (fair enough)

11. What song will play at my funeral?
This ain't a scene it's an arms race~Fall out boy (errr...yeah)

12. What is my day going to be like?
This is How I disappear~My chem (I'm going to sleep)

13. Why am I here?
American Idiot~Green Day (yup yup)

14. What will people remember me for?
The Sharpest lives~MCR (I wonder...)

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
ZUNG ZUNG FUNKY MUSIC~Orange Range (Yeah! it is catchy...)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
The End~MCR (NO HOE)

17. What will this year be all about?
Somebody told me~The Killers (Gossip?)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
The World Is Black~Good Charlotte (I think I 'm telling a factual recount)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Blood~MCR (hehe)

20 - Your message to the world:
Starlight~Muse(...)

21 - Your deepest secret:
Teenagers~MCR (Scare the living shit out of me)

22 - Your innermost desire:
Makes Me Wonder~Maroon 5 (metoo)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Dead!~MCR (being dead?! Wtf)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Mama~MCR (My mom says hi)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
I Don't love you~MCR (o..k)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
I'm not okay~MCR (Ok, get this, It's 12 28 here and I'm still awake, get the irony?)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Makes Me Wonder~Maroon 5 (LMAO!! The sentence reads out The day you fall in love will be the day that Makes Me Wonder)

28 - You scream during sex:
Famous Last Words~MCR (OMG!! I'M GONNA HAVE AIDS?!!!!)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Welcome to the Black Parade~MCR (You know what it means? Means that you're gonna die)

Sunday, August 12, 2007

lem ao

Lem Ao.

Chocoreapus posted on one of my works regarding A W.A.Y parody.

I was like omg, chocoreaper commented on my work. Then I was like. OMG SHE SUPPORTS ME.
If you didn't know, I am doing M.C.R (My comical romance) which is a comic works based on denorii's W.A.Y comics.
I will parody each of them with great Parody-ness learnt from chocoreapus, the queen of parodies.


Here is her post:
I FUCKIN SUPPORT THIS!!!

ITS A PARODY!! I SUPPORT PARODIES!!!!
N ITS A SPOOF FROM DENORII'S COMICS... I FUCKIN SUPPORT SPOOFS FROM THAT!!!!
I WANNA READ ALL ZE SPOOF U CREATED!!


FINALLY.. phew... YAY FELLOW SPOOFUR!! BHAHAHAHAH!!!!

And here is my reply:
FUCKIN YEAH!!!!!!!

SPOOFER SPOOFING ROCKSS!!!!

yaay.

Coming out soon :D .


Omg. You're chocoreapus omg chocoreapus just faved this.

lmao j/k


Here is the link
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61918049/

Saturday, August 11, 2007


If you are wondering where I got these stuffs from, it's from http://www.masalajokes.blogspot.com


I love you in 100 Languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibek
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo bashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creole - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapau
Gujarati - Hoo tane prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

and something about a man

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

90-something things about men

90-something things about men that females should know. tHis is so very true

and below the ninety something list is a 31 list ofof things we boys should know about girls

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
97. Guys hate girls who overreact
98. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.


See girls, if you see any of these things done by guys to you, that means that he's interested in you. My fav is the one about the boys and video games and football is equals to girl's make up and fashion nabble blabber

And this is the list for things about girls

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.


2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawing sand writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their ex. But never know how !

Thursday, August 09, 2007

I just feel like posting

I just feel like posting.

I feel like I've been tricked...
somehow.


I don't weant to be called cookie monster anymore...
I want to be...
DeCaf.


kthcbyeinadvanceforcallingmedecafkthxbye

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

St Pat's

Hehe went to McD with Hao Yang and Thisanth just now. I saw this poster in school saying that they are looking for:
-Actors
-Bands
-Singers

So I told Tishanth He said he was lazy to do it and was scared that the drumset isn't provided.
So at Mcdonalds I used Hao Yangs points reward to buy 9 pc chicken McNuggets. (lmao, just now I wrote McNuggers)
and stole his coke...
and his fries...

Went home with number 10 today and overheard some chung cheng girls talking about how st Pats was gay when we passed it.

[Girl1:]Ewww, I hate St Pats they're like the gayest school in the world.
[Girl2:]Why? Why? Why?
[Girl1]LAst time right, I saw one guy in parkway lah. And he was wearing the I Heart St Pat t-shirt, If it was a girl is okay lah but it's a boy that's like gay lah.

Notice that she uses 3 lahs in 1 sentence.

I'm home safe and sound now.

And I think I need some coffee.
Decaf.

Monday, August 06, 2007

Realized

I've realized that many of the old bukit-viewers changed...

The one I got scared of the most is nabil lol. He suddenly sound polite and nice.
I only know the changes that happens to people who has blogs. But it's the best way since on the blog, you're an alter ego of your original self and poured your heart into it and not just a normal fairytale dream of your own. Blog is might.
People who I see changes even if it's only a little: (through their blogs)
Viviana
Sharmain
Irene
Nabil (LMao my fav)
Angela
Eveline
Sihan0
Kristie not much
Bernice not much
Jasmin not much

that's all I think


2nd crap
________________________
Suicide is bullshit. I'm not making any references but to the general public.

What does suicide do. End your life.
Do you know what happens after death? You think life after death is better.
Suicide is fucking bullshit.

IF you are feeling suicidal go contact anybody you can speak to. because Suicide is fucking bullshit.
I don't want any of my friends to go to The Black Parade.

nobody.
Including you.
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Famous last words
"I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone."

Sunday, August 05, 2007

0.0

0.0...
O.o...
O.O....


I was damn scared yesterday. We went home from orchard and...saw a bat in my house.

SO andra said "Rabies!" so me and my bros went out and shouted
arrrgghhhh (plus echoes).

So we took cover on the curve behing the wall and ran into the back door.


Lmao. It was damn scary. Nearly gave me hard adacks.

THat's all...

and yeah I got HP:OOTP Game.

Thursday, August 02, 2007

Quiz!

Stolen from eveline's blog...

Name 22 people you can think of right now at the top of your head.Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 22 people(In No Order)

1)Joshua
2)Lee Kin
3)Rifdi
4)NAbil
5)Eveline
6)Jun chong
7)Alex
8)Sharmain
9)Frank Iero!
10)Mikey
11)Dylan
12)Andra
13)Samantha
14)Johnny Depp
15)Gerard Way
16)Jerrold
17)Ms Tay (comes naturally after Jerrold Lmao)
18)Muru
19)Irene
20)Physics (Chester)
21)Justin
22)Fareez (btw this is his register number too)

How did you meet 14?( Johnny Depp )
Oh, Cinema

What would you do if you never met 1? ( Joshua)
Mycrotchwouldnotbehurtingrightnow

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (Physics and Frankie!)
I will kill physics for making Frankie Gay.

Did you ever like 19? (Irene)
No.
... (lmao no offence, looks rude)

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Jun Chong and Ms Tay)
haha Lmaoness I don't think she teaches in his class...

Describe 3? (Rifdi)
sarcastic...weird...and cool

Do you think 8 is attractive? (Sharmain)
In a way that she appreciates my video unlike all of the others...yes.

Tell me something about 7? (Alex)
Smartass and Gay. Nuff shad

Do you know any of 12's family? (Andra)
All of em'.

What's 8's favourite? (Sharmain)
Dunno.

What would you do if 18 confesses that he/she likes you? (Muru)
Sick up shit.

What languages does 15 speak? (Gerard)
English. and My cheMicAL roMaNcE Language. and the language o' sexiness.

Who is 9 going out with? (Frankie)
Jamia (they're engaged)

How old is 16? (Jerrold)
Thirteen (in heart, 3)

When was the last time you talked to 13? (Samantha)
Never met her, dunno what she looks like. alex's crush.

What is 2's favourite singer/band? (Giant)
Giant Variety....Lmao

Would you ever date 4? (Nabil)
Lmao hell no

Would you ever date 7? (Alex)
If he was a girl.

Is 15 single?(Gerard)
Rumours people...rumors

What is 10's last name? (Mikey)
Way

Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11? (Dylan)
No.

2nd version
How did you meet 10? (Mikey)
The Black Parade

What would you do if you never met 6? (Jun Chong)Noo...he's one of the better friends

What would you do if 19 and 15 dated? (Irene and Gerard)
Ask her for his autograph and drawings :D.

Have you ever seen 13 cry?(Samantha)
Never saw her bfrow

would 4 and 12 make a good couple? ( Nabil and Andra )
no...

Would 1 and 2 make a good couple? (Joshua and Lee kin)
haha yeah...if they were gay.

What's 3's best quality? (Rifdi)
He's damn freaking sarcastic

Describe 8? (Sharmain)
erm...cool?

Do you like 12? (andra)
Yeah. As a friend. Plain as that. (Left unchanged from eveline's post)

Do you think 15 is attractive? (GErard)
Hell Yeah. IF he dressed up as a chick I would go out with him...Since he looks like....chicks.

Tell me something about 17? (Ms Tay)
disgusting.

What is 7's favourite colour? (Alex)
Blue...no, red

What would you do if 1 confessed that he/she likes you?(Joshua)
HE's not gay

When was the last time you talked to 19? (Irene)
Yesterday on MSN.

What grade is 16 in? (Jerrold)
7

What is 5's favourite music?(Eveline)
JAY cHOU!

Would you ever date 11? (Dylan)
Who could resist cute teddy bears? hell yeah!

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2? (Lee kin)
no.

Where does 18 live? (Muru)
His house.

what do you think about 20? (Physics)
Fat.

What is the best thing about 2? (Lee kin)
Awesomeness.

What would you like to tell 9 rigt now? (Frank Iero)
I would bee speechless to see him.

How did you meet 15? (Gerard)
My cheMicAL roMaNcE

Are you going to know 1 forever? (Joshua)
Sure.

Give a message to 3, 6, 13 and 21
3: Rifdi-I don't want to return your $1
6: Jun Chong-err.hi.
13:Samantha:Go get Alex.
21:Justin: Get ready for your face to be Slapeppepepeped

Friday, July 27, 2007

L-M-A-O

When it rains when it pours....
When you're out on your own
~My Chemical romance, The Sharpest lives
I went to this bus stop. It was raining. I was waiting for 158...
Then...

A Loud thunder shot down....

BOOOM

I heard a thud
behind my back

And saw...
A branch falling...

The neXt day on the news paper I saw this news a bout 2 ppl getting killed by a tree

LMao
That was damn scary...
______________________---
Home Ecs project We (I) decided to Create...

CHICK'N CUP.


Means a lot of things

Chicken Cup
Chick in cup
Chick and Cup

Maybe should be changed to Chick 'n Tacito
Tacito (c) Denorii
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Fer PE we did Hockey today...

It was.... okay.

But the rounds around the school was a bit useless IMO.
________________________

I wonder why people describe themselves (and MCR) "Emo"

according to wiki:

Emo (pronounced /ˈiːmoʊ/) is a somewhat ambiguous slang term most frequently used to describe or refer to the fashion, style, attitude or overall subculture linked to Post-hardcore fashion and its subculture. Emo may also describe emo music or a general emotional state (as in to "feel emo"). It is also, sometimes pejoratively, used to identify someone fitting a particular emo stereotype category, or of being overly-emotional. The term's definition is the subject of debate.

what the hell...

PEople who are emo are in a deep depressive-like sense of nature. I mean...Emos don't laugh.

I've seen a real emO. People here in SIngapore who calls themselves "emo" are not close o emo at all...
I'm damn pissed with what they think emo is.
Emo is is an art.
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Sunday, July 22, 2007

Yarrghh

a lot of things happened since the last post...

have you seen my new teenagers video? Nooo. GO and see and rate it 5!!

I went to pattaya.


________________
Lmao that was straightforward and plain...

I went there from 11-16.

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After I came back, I went to scool...
I mean school

the next day I got sick fer 2 days. Lmao the doctor was irritating

cuz the doctor's a bit different.
I mean a different doctor.
Or a doctor's different.
Here's the conversation.

Doc: Where did you get this medication for him
mom:Toa Payoh
Doc:Then Why did you come here?
Mum: cuz...we always come here
doc:then why did you go to toa Payoh?
mum: cuz he was there at the moment


Lmao what the hell.]

Oh yeah, about that suicide thing on the previous post, it turns out that it was only an accident :P. I was scared to death man.

Now my friend lives in my house since he is in this...Program.

He is from indonesia and wants to study in Sing.
He goes for a prep program so he stays here.

He's an awesome guitarist and likes band I like!! Yaayy

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2nd crap
(lmao, followed chocoreaper(www.chocoreaper.deviantart.com)

Mr Gabriel is weird...
W-E-I-R-D

Lmao
XD

He has that straight-poker face.
I can't tell whether he is being sarcastic or not.

But most of the time he is....

Me:Sir, do I need to pay for the Victorian Challenge T-Shirt since I'm at pattaya?
Mr Gabriel:Yes Alif, the administration has told me that everybody have to pay for it...
Me:O...ok
Mr Gabriel:(Sarcastically and of course, with that poker face) Especially Indonesians.
_____________________________-
3rd crap
(I'm liking this thing)

crap...I forgot what to write...
___________________________
Wait... oh yeah I do
__________________________

TAPEWORMS
.....
Another weird thing about MR Gabriel is that he shows us disgusting pictures...
LIke a dead foetus which was aborted and,yes you know it, TAPEWORMS


Ever since that lesson I've been getting TAPEWORM-o-phobia.
And a bad stomach ache.

I Shall Say Noe moah about TAPEWORMS...
__________________________
4th crap
(...)

Girls are weird....
They talk about how life sucks
how they wanted a slim figure
how they sucks
how life sucks
how life sucks(have I said that already)
how sucking sucks
how sucking being physically impossible to suck as it is a form of expressive action in a typical teenager's blogging action in the internet with all those lies they told about sucking being physically impossible to suck as it is a form of expressive action in a typical teenager's blogging action in the internet with all those lies they told about sucks
and all those sucks you can think of...like squitoes.

____________________________
5th crap

I need help.
Call this suck
call this crap
but....
...
...
...
...
I found out that ...
well, I found out nothing but I got this cute little bell from ******
well, not get
*he dropped it

<3
_______________________
6th crap...

errr...

I've been chatting with someone
and he told me that the situation there is chaotic...

They really need help.
...
__________________
7th crap

MY NEW TEENAGERS VIDEO IN 2 Different forms!!!


Chipmunked , and NOT!!!
Go check them out here for the chipmunked one. click it and press more from this user to see the unchipmunked.





bb :D

happy always
but I'm not one of you fagging gays

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Woah me gawd

I saw someone commit suicide....
fell down from the **th floor

Then there are a lot of police
sacry

WAYY Scary








Look what I found, so I pressed shuffle on my handphone at the time of the Questions, and this is what came up

Waking Up:
Dengan Nafasmu-Samsons

First Day At School:
IShin Denshin-ORANGE RANGE

Falling In Love:
Teenagers-MCR (Wat the heck)

Fight Song:
HElena-MCR (Lmao sounds like a fight for helena)

Breaking Up:
Sleep-MCR

Prom:
So What gitu loh-Saykoji (Hell yeah!)

Life:
Michishirube~A road home-ORANGE RANGE (That's right)

Mental Breakdown:
dead!-MCR

Driving:
KIZUNA-ORANGE RANGE

Flashback:
This is how I disappear-MCR

Getting Back Together:
I'm not okay-MCR (what the hel?)

Wedding:
ZUNG ZUNG FUNKY MUSIC-ORANGE RANGE

Birth of Child:
ai ta kokoro-Uverworld (yeah!)

Final Battle:
The sharpest lives-MCR

Death Scene:
Mama-MCR (Lmao, the song goes like mama, we're all gonna die)

Funeral Song:
I don't love you-MCR

End Credits:
Welcome to the black parade-MCR

Monday, July 02, 2007

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Stolen from chocoreaper!!

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GERARD:
[] You're born in April
[] You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
[x] You're a born leader
[x] You love drawing and You do it well
[x] You love singing
[x] You're afraid of needles
[] You call Your friends with their last names insted of thier names [Gerard's "Toro"]
[x] You've got siblings and You love them [no siblings, sorry]
TOTAL: 4

RAY:
[] You're born in July
[x] You play the guitar
[x] You've got a scar on Your head
[] You can't swim
[x] You've got full lips
[] You've got FRO!!! [no ]
[] You're 6'1"
[] You're shy
[] You wear contact lenses
[] You're called Mastermind
[x] People do/used to laugh at You
TOTAL: 4
MIKEY:
[x] You're born in September
[x] You play bass
[] You've got asthma
[] You're short-sightened
[] You wear glasses
[x] You feel an urge to stuck a fork into a toaster
TOTAL: 3

FRANK:
[] You're born in October
[x] You rattle (not PLAY) on Your guitar
[x] You're 5'2"
[] You love tattoos and piercing [no way!]
[x] You're younger than all Your friends
TOTAL: 3

BOB:
[] You're born in December
[] You don't talk much
[x] You're born in a different part of the country, according to Your friends
[x] You hate people filming You
[x] You prefer cats to dogs
[x] You play drums
TOTAL: 4

So I am 4/7 Gerard
4/11 Ray
3/5 Mikey
3/5 Frank
and 3/6 Bob

I am most like: Mikey and FRANK

Yayy frank

Sunday, June 24, 2007

Disenchanted

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I've now have a favorite song...disenchanted

It's awesome, it gives you the feeling that you wanna do something about your life.

Check the preview, press the FRANK Icon and go down to see the imeem preview at number 36.
From the black parade

My Chemical Romance,
Disenchanted

Well I was there on the day
They sold the cause for the queen,
And when the lights all went out
We watched our lives on the screen.
I hate the ending myself,
But it started with an alright scene.

It was the roar of the crowd
That gave me heartache to sing.
It was a lie when they smiled
And said, "you won't feel a thing"
And as we ran from the cops
We laughed so hard, it would Sting
yeah, oh
Yeah

If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

I spent my high school career
Spit on and shoved to agree
So I could watch all my heroes
Sell a car on tv
Bring out the old guillotine

We'll show 'em what we all mean.

Yeah yeah, oh

If I'm so wrong (so wrong, so wrong)
How can you listen all night long? (night long, night long)
Now will it matter long after I'm gone?
Because you never learn a goddamned thing.

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

So go, go away, just go, run away.
But where did you run to? And where did you hide?
Go find another way, price you pay

Woah,

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya, come on

You're just a sad song with nothing to say
About a life long wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong,
This never meant nothing to ya

At all

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Rock Vs Jazz

What My mum said Vs What I said

Rock Vs Jazz

.Jazz would go on for years | .Yeah, so will rock, realize how deep purple still perform today
.jazz Has nice lyrics compared to rock | .Rock Has a "storytelling" lyric that people miss

That's what happened today on the way home.
My mum is so stubborn on these kind of things, but nevermind, Rock is better anyway.
Jazz is mushy.

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WARNING: VULGAR LANGUAGE AHEAD, SO HIGHLIGHT TO VIEW...........IF YOU WANT TO.

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So I was chatting with my friend few days ago and this was what came up.

me:Hey
Him:Yo
:So what do you do during the holidays?
:ummm...like I went to Singapore
:Yeah man, why didn't you come to my house
:Fuck you bitch, Shut up you don't want me to give you *** again? Shut the fuck up
:Whoa man calm man what's with the ***
:Fuck, Wrong window sorry.

Then Saturday & Sunday I went to science center for volunteer work...Fareez keep running away.

On the first day there were....Syn Jae, Fareez, Muru, Prasith, Ryan, Russell (sp?), Ying Xi, Iskandar, Wei Da and I forgot 1 more person.
Second day there were Syn Jae, Fareez, Muru, Prasith, Jun Yi and 2 more people... I forgot

On the first day I did twirler and Puzzle cart B
On The Second I did Puzzle Cart B and thaumatrope....

A hell lot of Indonesians.



New VIdeo, Dead!

Check out my new vid at the other blog

Monday, May 28, 2007

Im in .......

gUESS what it is....

Day1, fryday, 11 p.m, 25-May-7
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Reached here by aeroplane..got Jet lag... The hotel damn small, there is this pizza store downstairs, the pizza damn nice. Wanna sleep... DOn't think will wake up soon :)

Day 2, Satyrday, 8:37 a.m, 26th May 07
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Woke up...Still very tired. Jet Lag. Wanna sleep

later

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

SA1 results

Here Are the results I got for SA1

English: A1
Maths:A2
Science:A2
Mother tongue:B3
Literature:B3
DnT:B3
History:B4

MsG: 2.56

MUST WORK HARDER

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Yaayy

Yayyy, I finished the new skin...I have 2 more skins, I wanna ask which one is better

1.The blck prd
2.Helena
3.I dont love you (frank)

Monday, May 21, 2007

Results

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Guess what...I got highest in class for the lit test yaayy
though it's only 34/50...

Then history got 38...out of 60

Then english got 72 excluding ccp marks

Science:
PHysics:21/30
Chemistry:16/20

Mr wong said that if we get 17 and below we are down right stoopid...

Happy virthday to....


Nevermind. Made another song called just to save you, got the lyrics but still in improvisation stage...sounds like free bird...

That is all...yea, wait before I go, All the gamers watch out coz

all your base r belong to us

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Guitar Updatee!!!!!

Made new song called "For music and revenge" still not really finished yet but the melodies, bass and drums is finished

here are a list of the songs I could play (if I could remember):

My Chemical Romance:
From Revenge
Helena
You know what they do to guys like us in prison
I'm not Okay
The ghost of you
Thank you for the venom
It's not a fashion statement, it's a fucking deathwish

From The Black Parade
The end
Dead!
This is how I disappear
The Sharpest Lives (Intro)
Welcome to the Black Parade
I don't love you
House of wolves
Cancer
Mama
Teenagers
Disenchanted (intro)
Famous Last words
Blood

Queen:
Under Pressure

Fall out boy:
From Under the Cork Tree:
Dance, Dance
From Infinity on high:
This Ain't a scene it's a (silence) arms race

Good Charlotte:
From Good morning revival
Keep your hands off my girl

Lynrd Skynrd:
Free bird

Foster's home for imaginary friends:
Foster's home for imaginary friends theme song

Green Day:
From American Idiot
American idiot
Boulevard of broken dreams
Wake me up when September ends

Bowling for soup:
1985

Beat crusaders:
Hit in the USA
Face

Flow:
Go!!!

Muse:
Hysteria
Starlight

Black sabbath:
Iron Man

Typhoon 24:
Like a Foojin

Deep purple:
Smoke on the water

Asian Kung-fu generation:
Rewrite
Haruka Kanata

Guns n' roses:
Sweet child of mine

Linkin' Park:
What I've done

Orange Range:
Kizuna
Asterisk
Champione
Viva Rock


Indonesian artists (I'm too lazy to write the name of the band):
Dengan Nafasmu
Tak Bisakah
Ada Apa Denganmu
Hapus Aku
Cinderella

and more indonesian songs and old songs my teacher taught ...like around 20 more

Friday, May 11, 2007

Damn...



I'm kinda disappointed and sad right now.

1.Guitar: Yeah, I finished the VICTORIAN GUITAR on Wednesday... Then it wasn't rly great cause I couldn't care less about it.

2. Emo: it's like...the new black man. Everybody is wearing it. I'm not. I'm teh opposite of emo. Like ome or something. Na-chan was sem emo since the first time I met him so it's kinda like ok. But other graduated kids from bvps who were last time cheerful and full of energy is now turning like, " life sucks, whatever sucks" You know what, you all suck if you say that. If you think you suck, you will suck so better not suck those genitals or you will.

I am the class' spiritual advisor

- me

3: Band: I never been able to make the band actually meet...despite that there are only two of us left.

4:My self: Dude, I mean like, I'm writing all these critics about emos while I'm so like not that not emo ish...I mean like...doh! lemme show you a graph

Totally effin depressed----Goth/emo----stressed----average---satisfied----happy----gay---OMFG

gettit??

I'm somewhere between stressed and average

6: Cs: I've been playing cs non stop these few days...though so far I only got 10 kills but it's as addictive as soy bean milk/ coffee.


May this post be a message to all you guys or girls...especially *Toot*

~Your class' Spiritual advisor








Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Yes, sigh. Not because our VSChoir got gold (with no honours) in SYF, But because my handphone is dead. Like, Dead. Ya, Dead. D-e-a-d. Dead.

Ok, maybe it's the SYF but I heard from *** **** That the sec 3s already know what to do if we got GWH,G,S,B and COP. I heard that ****** would be chairman and *******/***** would be the ********* ****** For the **** *******. Then ****** would be the ** for the ****.

One choir actualy started cheering when they got silver.

I bet people are wondering why vs is not like "yaaay" when we got gold.

Like Mr Hamilton said

"People got disappointed because..."

me:"They've got high expectations"

Mr Hamilton: They've got high expectations"

Since credo is the one that usually gets up up, the credo we did, as said by *** **** and *** *****, is crappy. The pitch went ** *** ****.

Outside, there are many ppl crying...I saw Leon (awww) Tamim(sp?) Roger and Ashwin crying.We did the VS Unite cheer that made me feel better. Since the VS Spirit (like always) lifts the spirit.

*** ***** made this phrase " try not to fix the past, prepare for the future instead." Whoa.

I think our gold is very, very, very close to the GWH. But it's quite impossible since I feel that The 'power' isn't there...

maybe that's all fur today.

I still have like a hole in my heart right now, wonder what ****** (which if you count the number of words, is neither Pt Or S) woulddutoushm...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

another day

got real bored this week...did nothing but prac
not that I hate it or anything but it's getting old
Mr Kwei is angry todae, since the band got silver.
FUCK YOU BAND!

So about guitars. I kapt on dreaming on having the sunburst gibson les paul which is
sold in yamaha store. It is lighter than my current custom les paul...
I learned deathwish this week...

My cousin bought the life on the murder scene. I fucing want it so much

Anyways muru is getting anoyying. (annoying)
The d&t teacher told us to bring our things home

and fuck., I lost my ez-link card

Finally ms tay get to smile.
The class got happier the time about yesterday I think XP can't remember
I told her

"Ms Tay, can you crack some jokes"
Since that day she had been cracking (lame) jokes.

Maybe lif will get better or not

High chance we get silver
which is bad

For ccp I copied smosh's script, april fools.
here is how it goes


SCENE 1

Ian is playing a game

Anthony: Hey Ian, come here for a.

Ian: Hold on, I’m just about to catch a charmander.

Anthony: C’mon man, it’s serious

Ian: Fine! Puts game down. This better be good.

Anthony: Ian, I…I have tumonolonguous.

Ian: What?

Anthony: I got a call on the phone and…He said I’ve only few weeks to live.

Ian: O, Oh my god, what uh what are you going to do?

Anthony: I don’t know. I’d, I’d just want you to know that its APRIL FOOLS! Laughs

Ian: Ooooohh no, dang, you really got me so good, you better watch your back.

Anthony: Oh really?


SCENE 2

Adam comes in

Adam: Y, y, y. y,

Anthony: What?

Adam: An, Anthony…There’s a, a leprechaun with a pot of gold…Right behind you.

Anthony: Swings his head No, no there isn’t.
Adam: April fools, I saw you look man.

Anthony: no I wasn’t, I wasn’t looking at the leprechaun, I was looking at something on my shoulder. Punches Adam’s thing.

Adam: Aaaaargh. What was that for?

Anthony: April fools! Ahaha

SCENE 3

Adam: what was that for? You suck at April fools joke.

Ian: No he doesn’t, look at this, what he taught me. Takes handphone out

Mom: Hey honey

Ian: Hey mom, I just want to let you know that I filled the car with explosives, so when you turn it on, It’ll explode!

Mom: No you didn’t silly, I’m riding it right now.

Ian: April fools! Ha-ha

Adam: I’ve got a better one than that, watch this. Takes handphone out

Dad: Hello.

Adam: Hey Ian’s dad, I just want to let you know that before you got into the car, that I cut the brake lines.

Dad: oh, yeah I know, April fools.

Adam: Haha, yeah. But I really did.

Dad: Haha, yeah April fools again guys.

Dad: OH MY GOD I’M CRASHING!

SCENE 4

Dad comes in

Dad: Oh my god, I think I’m having a heart attack.

Adam: Quick, quick, use the CPR.

Ian: You expect me to use these beautiful luscious lips, on him? You do it!

Adam: Okay!
Dad: Oh, Get off me would you! It’s an April fools joke.

Anthony, Ian& Adam: oooohh yeah, you really got us and yeah you got us.

Dad: Yes!! Yeah man!!

Anthony: yeah man, he was like, Oh no, I’m having heart attack oh no.

Dad: Got you guys, got you. Holds arm Aw, I think I’m having a real heart attack. Oh no, Ah! Ah!

A, Ad and I: Yeah, like we would fall for that the second time.

Dad suffers

Anthony: And like, April fools again

Dad screams

Anthony, Ian and Adam keeps on laughing

Anthony: Haha, as if, he holds his hands if he got a heart attack

Ian: Nice acting man, It’s like he isn’t even breathing

Dad dies

Adam: Some people, They just take April fools day too seriously.

Monday, April 09, 2007

I got new blog

for thos who havnt realise it, I got a new blog dedicated to my youtube account.

Yeah it's an exact copy of this so what?

Here, http://www.alifischipmunk.blogspot.com

I also just realise that my last post was exactly 12.30.00 pm

Saturday, March 10, 2007

OH MY GOOOODIIIEEE

MCR GOT NEWW SHINGGLEEEE!!!!! IDON'T WUBZ J000!!!!



My review:

Oh my got second best mcr video ever (Beside FLW)  

The angles, the sense the timing are perfect. Giving the emotional feel of yin and yang.

OMG!!! FRANK'S GUITAR FLOATSS!!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

OMG!! Forgot to update!!

i ForGot To Updaaaatee!!
 

TONGKAT ALI ***** MEDICINE. JUST APPLY TO YOUR *****








Tongkat ali is a very strong medicine, in effect, it makes your ***** grow bigger.

Done by Hao Yang (comkmercial man) and Muru ("satisfied" customer) Filmed by??? but I heard jun da laughing

Monday, February 26, 2007

update on: Guitars

songs learnt so far

Peterpan: tak bisakah & ada apa denganmu

ungu:I forgot the name

Samsons: Dengan nafasmu (solo)

Orange Range: Asterisk (intro)

Stand By me

My Chemical Romance:
Dead! (Guitar, with a little bit of solo)
Welcome  to the black parade (everything beside solo, rythm guitar)
Famous last words (with a little solo)
The Ghost of you(intro)
Helena (intro)
I'm not okay (rythm guitar + Solo)

NIDJI: Hapus (or I think it's something like that)

Gorillaz: Feel good inc (the intro thinguy with bass)

Sunshine

Coldplay: speed of sound (just the first few parts)



that's a lot...

Saturday, February 17, 2007

Updated info on: CHOIR

Choir: yesterday (Friday), I went for the CNY celebration. But I didnt see. they told the choir to perform donno wat la. they say got the whoever teresa. I did everything they told me to do ut the whole choir get PUMPED. liek 20 times... very the tired after that. Lucky the music room got aircon.

Guitar:
Learnt DEAD! yesterday by My chem. was easy (the rythm guitar) but the lead an solo is D=

Games: I WANT GUITAR HERO 22222222222222222222222222222222222.
They got DEAD! by my chem!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT IIIIIIIT

I also fixed my xbox 360. played fifa 07 with my bro


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~Taju

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

I'm sick....

Maybe because of yesterdays practice I'm just
very...very.....very
sick

Now need to rest.

Sorry for the lack of words.

Monday, February 12, 2007

STUPID CHOIR

today got choir

supposed to go home at 12.00 but got there at 5.30 because of it

then need to sing stupid chinese new year songs which I dun understand
Tommorow got lit CA and a hell lot of Effin History homework.

then today only eat red bean bread, corntos and loh mai kai with yogurt drink. I though they said we go home at 2.15

But still can guitar pro and and guitar and blog tdy.

BUt today damn funny one.
My friend talked like this to his friend, muru

"You know muru, you are so heavy, that you can see my handphone number if you weigh yourself.
Btw, did you know whats my handphone number? check your weight"

XDXDXDXDXDXD

Sunday, February 11, 2007

VS Spirit!

Difference between first version? The song. youll realize it by the end





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VS SPIRIT!

One day, a competition was held to determine which school produced the best students. When it came down to the finals, only 3 candidates were left- of which one was a Victorian.


The judges then decided to ask each of them the following question to determine the winner "How would you respond if you were cornered by a big gangster attempting to exhort 50cents of your pocket money from you"

The first contestant, a finely dressed, well-articulated student with a polished accent answered, "I would attempt to diffuse this hostile situation by explaining the futility of the bully's action and counsel him on the error of his wayward behaviour"

The second finalist, an immaculately dressed, well-spoken student with perfect diction answered, "I would use my newly purchased 3G hand-phone with blue-tooth head set and GPS satellite positioning to discreetly take his picture and send to the police so that they can arrest him afterwards"

Then it was time for the Victorian student to answer. He said "Errr... well, I remembered that during my Sec 1 Camp, we were told by our teachers to be generous, kind and grateful to the people around us. I would give the bully $1 and tell him to keep the change."

VS- because WE got STANDARD lah!

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~Taju

second post

Finally, I figured out how to get into my account. damn funny.


I got another fun guitar lesson today! even though currently its 12.32 a.m here in Singapore but I'm still happy since I configured my blog...~.!!


I missed v-day with girls

I missed cookies too....

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~Taju

Saturday, February 10, 2007

First post...

First post
of
the
beutifully (okay, going to be beautiful)
blog
of
TkB.


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~Taju