Haha

Yesterday, I watched Ventriloquist Paul Zerdin on Youtube

After watching, I went to wikihow and searched venriloquist..

On one of his hsow, he said that ventriloquism is a mental illness. So one day, he was on a bus and saw a pregnant women. He couldn't resist using his powers so he said with his ventriloquist-y voice

"Mommy, it's hot in here let me out."


And that's what happened at bus 158 today.

I couldn't resist it.

There was a baby who doesn't see mto be enjoying sitting on his mother's lap.

So out of nowhere I said

"Hey mom, can I get my own seat?"

The lady was fucking shocked.