Haha

Yesterday, I watched Ventriloquist Paul Zerdin on Youtube

After watching, I went to wikihow and searched venriloquist..

On one of his hsow, he said that ventriloquism is a mental illness. So one day, he was on a bus and saw a pregnant women. He couldn't resist using his powers so he said with his ventriloquist-y voice

"Mommy, it's hot in here let me out."


And that's what happened at bus 158 today.

I couldn't resist it.

There was a baby who doesn't see mto be enjoying sitting on his mother's lap.

So out of nowhere I said

"Hey mom, can I get my own seat?"

The lady was fucking shocked.

OMGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGo


GERARD WAY OF MY CHEM SINGING UMBRELLA COVeR!!!!


OMOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMO


This is just plain sweet man

Rawr

I'm gonna re do the music test because last time I had only like a fuckign little song
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1.How does the world see me?
Sugar, We're Going down- Fall, Ouch Boy (o..k)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Mama-Mcr (By the lyrics of the song, no)

3. What do people really think of me?
Golden- Fall out boy (wooohooo!!! YEah! EYah! YEAH!)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Welcome to the Jungle-Guns n' Roses ( LOOOLLL This made me think dirty...because of the "jungle")

5. How can I make myself happy?
Thriller-Fall Out Boy (I should watch thrillers)

6. What should I do with my life?
I'm Not Okay-MCR (hmmm)

7. Will I ever have children?
The Carpal Tunnel Of Love - Flaw out buoys (Sure)

8. What is some good advice for me?
To The End-MCR (NEVER GIVE UP!!!!)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
You know What They Do to Guys Like Us In Prison-MCR (errr....)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
Break Apart Her Heart-Good Charlotte (Since The start of this testthing, this number 10 has been getting things like Don't Love You and this. Maybe ppl Think I'm a playboy)

11. What song will play at my funeral?
Sweet Child o' Mine-Guns n' roses (Thanks mom, thanks)

12. What is my day going to be like?
Dance, Dance- Fill Er Boys (Yay Dance. PARTAY!!)

13. Why am I here?
Out ta Get Me-Guns n' Roses (ARGH!! No! Not them!!! ARRRGGHHHH Shift+h HHHHHH)

14. What will people remember me for?
I never Told You What I do For A Living-MCR

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
Broken Hearts Parade-Good Charlotte (haha)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
Out Ta get me- GnR (Omg this song appeared twice means it's true!!!!!)

17. What will this year be all about?
Welcome To the black Parade (I'm going to the Black Parade??)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
MArch on-Good Charlotte (haha kewl, fits the theme)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
All Black- Good Charlotte (Sounds racist x_x)

20 - Your message to the world:
Misery-Good Charlotte

21 - Your deepest secret:
Of All The Gins In the world- Fill Ing Beers (lol. Of All the Gins In the world, I'm the worst)

22 - Your innermost desire:
Teenagers-MCR (Hell Yeah!! I WANT)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Famous Last Words-MCR (word...)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Thnks Fr Th Mmrs-FOB (Lolness. Sounds great)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
Fame< Infamy-Fur our balls (Lmao)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
Keep Your Hands Off My Girl-Good Charlotte (lol wrong WRONG BEEP BOOP)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Dead!-Mcr (lmao necrophiliasm)

28 - You scream during sex:
Famous Last Words~MCR (OMG!! I'M GONNA HAVE AIDS?!!!!)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Welcome to the Black Parade~MCR (You know what it means? Means that you're gonna die

OMGMOGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMO!!!!!!

Whenever I go into the room gerard would be staring at me!!!!

And he makes me melt OMG!!!!

HE makes me smile verytime...and Frank too!!!

Now evrybody say the pledge- My Chemical Romance is My Anti drug

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EDIT: Lol found this vid on youtube

Hur HUr hur.....

Logged into DA just now and saw 18 messeages, most from choco...rara. she commented on how I called her cocho instead of choco...

So, On Sunday, I went to Raffles city with meh friend to meet this guy....and then we went to HMV.

I saw this magazine, two actually.
One is Q, where they have an interview with the Guitar Gods, Slash, Jack white, Jimmy Page and that guy from U2.
The other one is Rock Sound, a magazine about the current Rock/metal/punk bands. Which included an MCR poster (My Chemical Romance for you Non Listeners).

So I have to pick between
"OMG A SLASH/ JACK WHITE/ JIMMY PAGE INTERVIEW"

"OMG A MAGAZINE AboUT THE CURRENT ROCK SCENE WITH McR FOLDOUTS!!!"

So I picked the Rock Sound because I wanted to know current bands, not some old guitar gods.
...
...

ok
I admit it it was the Giant MCR Poster

AND WHAT??? THEY ALL LOOK LIKE 21 YEAR OLdS THERE!!!!!

Here it is beside my official Spiderman 3 poster

And they got stickers too!!
The ones I put is The VANS Tour Sticker, ayuthra and the what the hell is making that F*cking Noises?

:>
Lol My mom's friend said tat mikey in the picture looks like ELVIS THE PELVIS....
Lol
THen I made an M.c.R COmic All about it.

So there is this LOLCAT TRANSLATOR.

If I translate the whole post so far it would be:
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HUR HUR HUR..... LOGGD INTO DA JUS NAO AN SAW 18 MESEAGEZ, MOST FRUM CHOCO...RARA. SHE COMMENTD ON HOW I CALLD HER COCHO INSTEAD OV CHOCO... SO, ON SUNDAI, I WENT 2 RAFFLEZ CITY WIF MEH FREND 2 MEET DIS GUY....AN DEN WE WENT 2 HMV. I SAW DIS MAGAZINE, 2 ACTUALLY. WAN IZ Q, WER THEY HAS AN INTERVIEW WIF TEH GUITAR GODZ, SLASH, JACK WITE, JIMMY PAEG AN DAT GUY FRUM U2. TEH OTHR WAN IZ ROCK SOUND, MAGAZINE BOUT TEH CURRENT ROCK/METAL/PUNK BANDZ. WHICH INCLUDD AN MCR POSTR (MAH CHEMICAL ROMANCE 4 U NON LISTENERS). SO I HAS 2 PICK TWEEN "OMG SLASH/ JACK WITE/ JIMMY PAEG INTERVIEW" "OMG MAGAZINE BOUT TEH CURRENT ROCK SCENE WIF MCR FOLDOUTS!!!" SO I PICKD TEH ROCK SOUND CUZ I WANTD 2 KNOE CURRENT BANDZ, NOT SUM OLD GUITAR GODZ. ... ... K I ADMIT IT IT WUZ TEH HOOJ MCR POSTR AN WUT??? THEY ALL LOOK LIEK 21 YER OLDZ THAR!!!!! HER IT BESIDE MAH OFFISHUL SPIDERMAN 3 POSTR AN THEY GOT STICKERS 2!! TEH ONEZ I PUT IZ TEH VANZ TOUR STICKR, AYUTHRA AN TEH WUT TEH HELL IZ MAKIN DAT F*CKIN NOISEZ? :> LULZ MAH MOMS FREND SED TAT MIKEY IN DA PICCHUR LOOKZ LIEK ELVIS TEH PELVIS.... LULZ DEN I MADE AN M.C.R COMIC ALL BOUT IT. SO THAR IZ DIS LOLCAT TRANZLATOR. IF I TRANZLATE TEH WHOLE POST SO FAR IT WUD BE:
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Lawls

Ok now thee shalt see thy whatever a guitar is called in old english

Ummm yeah...

I will be posting the M.c.R comics soon

haha

Lol

Mr Chia Caught me. I got long hair.
Then he cut my hair.
the firnge and the sides.
Lucky he cut a little only.
Lmao.

Today Was okay.
after fridays prayer, I went back to sch to get some drinks
SO After much Consideration (or more like, animal instincts) I bought coffee
So I went to teh bustop and drunk it a little
Then there was this sec 3 guy he knocked me and...
The Coffee spilled.
On MY ShirtS.
Then I went back to sch to change into PE.
Then I look lika an idiot after getting my haircut with PE Shirts and the Khaki pants.
Roflomfao.

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Odd My Fu'ing Ass Off.

I uploaded songs into my Hp.
Songs that I liked.
Guess the song. I'll give you one of the most recognisable phrase ( might not be accurate as I will parody it)

Highlight below the lyrics for answers

Fall Out Boy

We're Going Down, Down Yeah We're LUllererah. (Lol Swinging around, lullererah)
Sugar We're Going Down.

Love.
Dance, Dance.

Ho Ho (Reaches high C) HO!
Bang the Doldrums

We Do it in the Dark, With smiles on our faces
The Take Over, the Break's over.

Good Charlotte.

I don't wanna be in love (I mean, deep shit)
Dance floor anthem.

Bathtime in the river
The River

Aha, AHA
Keep your hands off my girl

The Bath time strikes and they're playing a song
Broken Hearts parade

Guns n' Roses

Woah WOah WOAH SWeet <3 of my i hain~
Sweet Child o' mine

Cuz Words will waste my U'ing time
Mr Brownstone.

My Chemical ROmance

Carry ON and ON and ON and ON
Thank you for the Venom (Kicks for people who thinks it's Black Parade)

I will avenge my ghost with EVERY BREATH I TAKE. I'm coming back from the dead.
It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish

That's how far I'll be
Give em' hell kid.

Se GoodBe (say goodbye)
To the end

I'll kiss your lips a GAA HI A I AIN
You know what they do to GUYS like us in prison (notice the song is about guys and the lyrics is....)

Huwoooooo huwo, wo hooo ooo wooo.
The Ghost of you (the part where the interlude comes in)

Way Down, Way Down, WAy da hawn wAY DO~OWN
Cemetery drive

I think that's all

and
Taken from Den

A - Available?: Yup
A - Age: 13
A - Annoyance: People who says mcr is emo

B - Best Friends?: Dre
B - Bar: t, Simpsons.
B - Birthday?: Sept 13

C - Crush: rawr
C - Car: Honda Oddysey
C - Cat: DUNANANANA BOBCAT! BOBCAT!!

D - Dead Pets Name: Bilbina (Persian Cat)
D - Dad's Name: A something Something
D - Dog: Nope

E - Easiest person to talk to: My Cup
E - Eggs: Sunny Side up
E - Email: n3k0._.ch4n@hotmail.com

F - Favorite color?: Black and Red and white
F - Food: Coffee...does that count?
F - Foreign Slang: What?

G - Gummy Bears or Worms: Gummy Bears
G - God: God
G - Good Times: My First coffee

H - Hair Color: Buraku
H - Height: 1.61 cm.
H - Happy: :D

I - Ice Cream: ButterScotch
I - Instrument: Gibson Les Paul!!!!
I - Idol: Gerard Way, Frank Iero, Patrick Stumph

J - Jewelery: nope
J - Job: Nothing rawr, I make people pay me money
J - Jokes: An Effin lot of them

K - Kids: 3. Lol j/k none
K - Karate: Tried it
K - Kung Fu: rawr

L - Love: Coffees
L - Longest Car Ride: dunno, from SF To LA mayb
L - Lipstick or Chapstick: a what?

M - Milk Flavor: Soy
M - Mothers Name: Starts with a D
M - Movie Last Watched: Great Expectations By Charles dickens

N - Number of Siblings: 1
N - Northern or Southern: northern
N - Name: Carolina

O - One Wish: Meet mcr and hang out with them
O - One Phobia?: insects
O - Otter Pop: otter poop?

P - Parents, are they married or divorced: Married
P - Part of your appearence you like best?: Cheeks
P - Part of your Personality you like best: Making up jokes out of....nose hairs

Q - Quick or Slow?: Slow
Q - Queen or King?: King

R - Reason to smile: Tightens my cheek muscles and tried to make them smaller XD
R - Reality TV Show: err...
R - Right or Left: Right

S - Song Last Heard: The Take Over, The Break's Over~FOB
S - Season: Winter
S - Series: DUNANANNA BOBCAT! BOBCAT!

T - Time you woke up: 6:00
T - Time Now: 15: 49
T - Time for bed: 12:00

U - Unknown: errr....unknown
U - Unicorns: Mikey's rawr.
U - You are?: a human.

V - Vegetable you hate: Beansprouts
V - Vegetable you love: Broccoli
V - View on Politics: Politics sux like...mosquitoes and nose hairs

W- Worst Habit: Not closing the god dammed door no. It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
W- Where are you going to travel next: Dunno
W- What's up?: ARGH! Unfinished M.c.R

X - X-Ray: Mundo Toro Ortiz
X - XYZ: AABBCC
Y - Year you were born: 1994
Y - Year it is now: 2007
Y - Yellow: Card

Z - Zoo Animal: Penguins!!!
Z - Zodiac: Virgo
Z - Zoolander?: what?

Song titles parody

by me of corz

Dance, Dance-Tents Tents
Sugar, We're Going Down-Sugar is coming to town

The Take Over, The Break's over- The takeout (as in, "Mom, What are we having tonight?" "Takeouts dear"), the breakup
This Ain't a Scene It's an Arms Race- This Ain't a Bean, It's his face
I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm always Trying to Get you off (Me + You)-I'm Tom Sawyer With the Way's I'm always Trying to get You off (Me + Me) (For the self-obsessed)

More will be posted later Cuz I'm lazy

LMao

Hi

It's been a long time since I posted


This is Something I found at Geekologie (awesome website. If you haven't seen it, go see it at http://www.geekologie.com/)

It's not that the pillow is cool or anything, it's the sarcastic comments made by the Geekologie staff.

Here it is:


"From the "Everything must have Integrated Speakers" department comes Mi Pillows. If you haven't guessed by now, they're pillows that have speakers inside. They cost $60, and are available through Hammacher Schlemmer (pronounced Helter Skelter). You can hook them up to an iPod or any other audio device and, uh, listen to music while you're trying to fall asleep. The sewn on control patches don't work though, so that's a sham. On a side note, be careful what you choose to listen to while sleeping. Because last night I fell asleep to Black Sabbath and when I woke up this morning I owed my soul to the devil and had bitten the head off my daughter's parakeet."

Notice the
" Last night I fell asleep to Black Sabbath and when I woke up this morning I owed my soul to the devil and had bitten the head off my daughter's parakeet."

If you don't get the joke, Black Sabbath is a famous band in the past years....

Heard of Iron Man?

I found this thing again but I did it again since there are some different things

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.


1.How does the world see me?
Dead!~My chemical Romance (lmao...dead)

2. Will I have a happy life?
Broken Hearts parade~Good Charlotte (k that doesn't sound good XD)

3. What do people really think of me?
I'm not okay~My Chemical Romance (i'm not okay? I'm okay)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Welcome to the Black Parade~My Chemical Romance (err...)

5. How can I make myself happy?
Famous last Words~MY Chemical ROmance (Oh, so I should plan it now.)

6. What should I do with my life?
In The End~Linkin Park (o...k why does everything here have to do with death or before death)

7. Will I ever have children?
Sleep~My Chem (I'll take that as a yes...Since sleeping with..)

8. What is some good advice for me?
Cancer~My Chem (ok, stay away from cigarettes)

9. What do I think my current theme song is?
The River~Good Charlotte (HELL YEAH!)

10. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
I Don't Love you~My chem (fair enough)

11. What song will play at my funeral?
This ain't a scene it's an arms race~Fall out boy (errr...yeah)

12. What is my day going to be like?
This is How I disappear~My chem (I'm going to sleep)

13. Why am I here?
American Idiot~Green Day (yup yup)

14. What will people remember me for?
The Sharpest lives~MCR (I wonder...)

15. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
ZUNG ZUNG FUNKY MUSIC~Orange Range (Yeah! it is catchy...)

16. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
The End~MCR (NO HOE)

17. What will this year be all about?
Somebody told me~The Killers (Gossip?)

18 - If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:
The World Is Black~Good Charlotte (I think I 'm telling a factual recount)

19 - The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:
Blood~MCR (hehe)

20 - Your message to the world:
Starlight~Muse(...)

21 - Your deepest secret:
Teenagers~MCR (Scare the living shit out of me)

22 - Your innermost desire:
Makes Me Wonder~Maroon 5 (metoo)

23 - Your oldest memory makes you think:
Dead!~MCR (being dead?! Wtf)

24 - Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:
Mama~MCR (My mom says hi)

25 - When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:
I Don't love you~MCR (o..k)

26 - Right now, your feelings are:
I'm not okay~MCR (Ok, get this, It's 12 28 here and I'm still awake, get the irony?)

27 - The day you fall in love will be the day that:
Makes Me Wonder~Maroon 5 (LMAO!! The sentence reads out The day you fall in love will be the day that Makes Me Wonder)

28 - You scream during sex:
Famous Last Words~MCR (OMG!! I'M GONNA HAVE AIDS?!!!!)

29 - Your farewell message to the readers of this:
Welcome to the Black Parade~MCR (You know what it means? Means that you're gonna die)

lem ao

Lem Ao.

Chocoreapus posted on one of my works regarding A W.A.Y parody.

I was like omg, chocoreaper commented on my work. Then I was like. OMG SHE SUPPORTS ME.
If you didn't know, I am doing M.C.R (My comical romance) which is a comic works based on denorii's W.A.Y comics.
I will parody each of them with great Parody-ness learnt from chocoreapus, the queen of parodies.


Here is her post:
I FUCKIN SUPPORT THIS!!!

ITS A PARODY!! I SUPPORT PARODIES!!!!
N ITS A SPOOF FROM DENORII'S COMICS... I FUCKIN SUPPORT SPOOFS FROM THAT!!!!
I WANNA READ ALL ZE SPOOF U CREATED!!

FINALLY.. phew... YAY FELLOW SPOOFUR!! BHAHAHAHAH!!!!

And here is my reply:
FUCKIN YEAH!!!!!!!

SPOOFER SPOOFING ROCKSS!!!!

yaay.

Coming out soon .


Omg. You're chocoreapus omg chocoreapus just faved this.

lmao j/k


Here is the link
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/61918049/

If you are wondering where I got these stuffs from, it's from http://www.masalajokes.blogspot.com

I love you in 100 Languages

English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibek
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo bashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creole - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Afgreki'
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapau
Gujarati - Hoo tane prem karoo choo
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Ciebie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing'I Love You')
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh

and something about a man

An 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

90-something things about men

90-something things about men that females should know. tHis is so very true

and below the ninety something list is a 31 list ofof things we boys should know about girls

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys hate flirts.
3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.
11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.
12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking!
13. Guys cry!!!
14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.
15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.
16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.
17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.
19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.
20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you.
22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow".
23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
24. Guys hate gays!
25. Guys love their moms.
26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.
33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
34. No guy is bad when he is courting
35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice
39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.
41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts
42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.
43. Guys virtually brag about anything.
44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
45. Guys think too much.
46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!
48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.
50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more.
51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy.
52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up.
53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.
54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.
55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed P**** with their girlfriends
56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous.
57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.
58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"......sumtimes.
59. Guys don't really have final decisions.
60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.
61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him....very important.
62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.
63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong.
64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.
67. A guy would waste his time over video games and football, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.
68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. ....they love u regardless
69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!
71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.
72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection.
73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised.
74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys.
75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well.
77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more.
78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.
79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.
80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they'll realize they're wrong.
81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it.
82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.
83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.
84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.
85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things.
86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed by you or he's criticizing you.
87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.
88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.
89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.
90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you!
92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.
93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.
94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.
96. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
97. Guys hate girls who overreact
98. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.


See girls, if you see any of these things done by guys to you, that means that he's interested in you. My fav is the one about the boys and video games and football is equals to girl's make up and fashion nabble blabber

And this is the list for things about girls

1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's crying in her heart.


2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to give her some time to cool down before touching her heart with an apology.

3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship' s over.)

4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys.

5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will melt.

6. A girl likes to hear compliments, but usually not sure how to react to them.

7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start thinking the guy likes her. So if you treat a girl just as a friend, go easy on the smiles and stare ok?

8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, break it to her gently.

9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still treat her as a friend, talk to her.

10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel. Music, poetry, drawing sand writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals).

11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in anyway.

12. Being too serious can turn a girl off.

13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act look uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news.

14. A smile means a lot to a girl.

15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you.

16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, leave.

17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, stay.

18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Ask her.

19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful.

20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before.

21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, read romance stories.

22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself.

23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart.

24. Girls love having fun!

25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day.

26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through.

27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend.

28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, in that order.

29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who will love and care for them.

30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved.

31. Girls always hope that they can always remain as friend with their ex. But never know how !

I just feel like posting

I just feel like posting.

I feel like I've been tricked...
somehow.


I don't weant to be called cookie monster anymore...
I want to be...
DeCaf.


kthcbyeinadvanceforcallingmedecafkthxbye

St Pat's

Hehe went to McD with Hao Yang and Thisanth just now. I saw this poster in school saying that they are looking for:
-Actors
-Bands
-Singers

So I told Tishanth He said he was lazy to do it and was scared that the drumset isn't provided.
So at Mcdonalds I used Hao Yangs points reward to buy 9 pc chicken McNuggets. (lmao, just now I wrote McNuggers)
and stole his coke...
and his fries...

Went home with number 10 today and overheard some chung cheng girls talking about how st Pats was gay when we passed it.

[Girl1:]Ewww, I hate St Pats they're like the gayest school in the world.
[Girl2:]Why? Why? Why?
[Girl1]LAst time right, I saw one guy in parkway lah. And he was wearing the I Heart St Pat t-shirt, If it was a girl is okay lah but it's a boy that's like gay lah.

Notice that she uses 3 lahs in 1 sentence.

I'm home safe and sound now.

And I think I need some coffee.
Decaf.

Realized

I've realized that many of the old bukit-viewers changed...

The one I got scared of the most is nabil lol. He suddenly sound polite and nice.
I only know the changes that happens to people who has blogs. But it's the best way since on the blog, you're an alter ego of your original self and poured your heart into it and not just a normal fairytale dream of your own. Blog is might.
People who I see changes even if it's only a little: (through their blogs)
Viviana
Sharmain
Irene
Nabil (LMao my fav)
Angela
Eveline
Sihan0
Kristie not much
Bernice not much
Jasmin not much

that's all I think


2nd crap
________________________
Suicide is bullshit. I'm not making any references but to the general public.

What does suicide do. End your life.
Do you know what happens after death? You think life after death is better.
Suicide is fucking bullshit.

IF you are feeling suicidal go contact anybody you can speak to. because Suicide is fucking bullshit.
I don't want any of my friends to go to The Black Parade.

nobody.
Including you.
________________________

Famous last words
"I am not afraid to keep on living, I am not afraid to walk this world alone."

0.0

0.0...
O.o...
O.O....


I was damn scared yesterday. We went home from orchard and...saw a bat in my house.

SO andra said "Rabies!" so me and my bros went out and shouted
arrrgghhhh (plus echoes).

So we took cover on the curve behing the wall and ran into the back door.


Lmao. It was damn scary. Nearly gave me hard adacks.

THat's all...

and yeah I got HP:OOTP Game.

Quiz!

Stolen from eveline's blog...

Name 22 people you can think of right now at the top of your head.Don’t read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 22 people(In No Order)

1)Joshua
2)Lee Kin
3)Rifdi
4)NAbil
5)Eveline
6)Jun chong
7)Alex
8)Sharmain
9)Frank Iero!
10)Mikey
11)Dylan
12)Andra
13)Samantha
14)Johnny Depp
15)Gerard Way
16)Jerrold
17)Ms Tay (comes naturally after Jerrold Lmao)
18)Muru
19)Irene
20)Physics (Chester)
21)Justin
22)Fareez (btw this is his register number too)

How did you meet 14?( Johnny Depp )
Oh, Cinema

What would you do if you never met 1? ( Joshua)
Mycrotchwouldnotbehurtingrightnow

What would you do if 20 and 9 dated? (Physics and Frankie!)
I will kill physics for making Frankie Gay.

Did you ever like 19? (Irene)
No.
... (lmao no offence, looks rude)

Would 6 and 17 make a good couple? (Jun Chong and Ms Tay)
haha Lmaoness I don't think she teaches in his class...

Describe 3? (Rifdi)
sarcastic...weird...and cool

Do you think 8 is attractive? (Sharmain)
In a way that she appreciates my video unlike all of the others...yes.

Tell me something about 7? (Alex)
Smartass and Gay. Nuff shad

Do you know any of 12's family? (Andra)
All of em'.

What's 8's favourite? (Sharmain)
Dunno.

What would you do if 18 confesses that he/she likes you? (Muru)
Sick up shit.

What languages does 15 speak? (Gerard)
English. and My cheMicAL roMaNcE Language. and the language o' sexiness.

Who is 9 going out with? (Frankie)
Jamia (they're engaged)

How old is 16? (Jerrold)
Thirteen (in heart, 3)

When was the last time you talked to 13? (Samantha)
Never met her, dunno what she looks like. alex's crush.

What is 2's favourite singer/band? (Giant)
Giant Variety....Lmao

Would you ever date 4? (Nabil)
Lmao hell no

Would you ever date 7? (Alex)
If he was a girl.

Is 15 single?(Gerard)
Rumours people...rumors

What is 10's last name? (Mikey)
Way

Would you ever be in a serious relationship with 11? (Dylan)
No.

2nd version
How did you meet 10? (Mikey)
The Black Parade

What would you do if you never met 6? (Jun Chong)Noo...he's one of the better friends

What would you do if 19 and 15 dated? (Irene and Gerard)
Ask her for his autograph and drawings :D.

Have you ever seen 13 cry?(Samantha)
Never saw her bfrow

would 4 and 12 make a good couple? ( Nabil and Andra )
no...

Would 1 and 2 make a good couple? (Joshua and Lee kin)
haha yeah...if they were gay.

What's 3's best quality? (Rifdi)
He's damn freaking sarcastic

Describe 8? (Sharmain)
erm...cool?

Do you like 12? (andra)
Yeah. As a friend. Plain as that. (Left unchanged from eveline's post)

Do you think 15 is attractive? (GErard)
Hell Yeah. IF he dressed up as a chick I would go out with him...Since he looks like....chicks.

Tell me something about 17? (Ms Tay)
disgusting.

What is 7's favourite colour? (Alex)
Blue...no, red

What would you do if 1 confessed that he/she likes you?(Joshua)
HE's not gay

When was the last time you talked to 19? (Irene)
Yesterday on MSN.

What grade is 16 in? (Jerrold)
7

What is 5's favourite music?(Eveline)
JAY cHOU!

Would you ever date 11? (Dylan)
Who could resist cute teddy bears? hell yeah!

Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 2? (Lee kin)
no.

Where does 18 live? (Muru)
His house.

what do you think about 20? (Physics)
Fat.

What is the best thing about 2? (Lee kin)
Awesomeness.

What would you like to tell 9 rigt now? (Frank Iero)
I would bee speechless to see him.

How did you meet 15? (Gerard)
My cheMicAL roMaNcE

Are you going to know 1 forever? (Joshua)
Sure.

Give a message to 3, 6, 13 and 21
3: Rifdi-I don't want to return your $1
6: Jun Chong-err.hi.
13:Samantha:Go get Alex.
21:Justin: Get ready for your face to be Slapeppepepeped